THE16-YEARBULLDOG
$BURNIE is an AI-designed meme token engineered to ride four Bitcoin cycles. Come for the belly rubs — but feed the hungry pup before you leave. Every sell burns 5% back into liquidity. Everyone keeps BURNIE healthy.
THE TOKENOMICS BOWL
One billion $BURNIE, sniffed out and sorted into four fun little piles. Every bone and toy carries a piece of the plan.
Paired With ETH
The bulk of the supply is locked in liquidity, paired with ETH on the Robinhood Blockchain. Deep liquidity keeps BURNIE tradeable, stable, and hungry for growth.
Dev Team
Reserved for the builders. Freely tradeable, keeping the pack fed and the project moving.
Treasury
Fuel for future expansion, new listings, and everything that makes BURNIE bigger over the long haul.
4 Liquidity Wallets
Split across 4 wallets. Each slowly sells through the bull market — then half slowly buys BURNIE back with ETH in the late bear market and burns it forever. Each wallet builds liquidity for 4 years. Four wallets, sixteen years.
THE 16-YEAR CYCLE
Scroll the leash. Four liquidity wallets, four Bitcoin cycles. Each rides a 3-year bull then a 1-year bear — selling into strength, buying back the dip, and burning BURNIE forever.
Wallet One
Slowly sells $BURNIE into the 3-year bull run, building deep ETH liquidity while the pack climbs.
In the late 1-year bear, half of the ETH slowly buys BURNIE back — then burns it forever.
Wallet Two
As Wallet One retires, Wallet Two picks up the leash — feeding liquidity through the next bull.
Late-cycle buybacks scoop BURNIE off the floor with ETH and torch the supply.
Wallet Three
Cycle three. The plan keeps ticking — sell into strength, stack ETH, stay patient.
Another bear, another burn. Supply keeps shrinking as the pup gets fed.
Wallet Four
The final wallet runs the last bull, completing a full sixteen-year liquidity marathon.
One last buyback-and-burn seals the cycle. Diamond paws only. 🐾
THE BURNIE MANIFESTO
Four chapters. Sixteen years. One very patient dog. This is how BURNIE stays healthy across every Bitcoin cycle — three years of bull, one year of bear, repeat.
Feed The Pup
Come for the belly rubs, stay for the burns. Every time a holder sells, a 5% tax is scooped up and burned for liquidity. That burn feeds BURNIE. Everyone who visits leaves the pup a little fuller than they found him.
The Four-Year Cycle
Bitcoin breathes in a four-year rhythm: three years of bull, one year of bear. BURNIE was designed by AI to move with that heartbeat — accumulating liquidity through the climb and buying back through the dip.
Sixteen Years Of Liquidity
Four liquidity wallets, each working a full four-year cycle. As one retires, the next steps up. Sixteen years of liquidity, carefully released — a marathon disguised as a meme.
Double Down Every Cycle
BURNIE rewards the ones who come back. The strategy is built for returning holders who double down every Bitcoin cycle — turning patience into the strongest position in the pack.
FEED THE HUNGRY PUP
Every visitor gets their belly rubs — but no one leaves without feeding BURNIE first. Each time a holder sells, a 5% tax is scooped up and burned straight into liquidity. That burn is the pup's dinner. Everyone who touches BURNIE leaves the project a little stronger, a little deeper, a little healthier.
$BURNIE Tokens Fed To The Pup 🔥
Every 5% sell tax is burned into liquidity. This number only goes up — and it never comes back.
HOW TO BUY $BURNIE
Fund a wallet with ETH on Robinhood, then swap it for BURNIE on Uniswap. Three steps and you're part of the sixteen-year plan.
Fund Your Wallet With ETH
Open Robinhood, buy ETH, and transfer it to a self-custody wallet like MetaMask on the Robinhood Blockchain network.
Connect To Uniswap
Head to Uniswap and connect your wallet. Make sure you're on the Robinhood Blockchain and holding ETH ready to swap.
Swap ETH For $BURNIE
Paste the BURNIE contract, set your amount, and confirm the swap. Welcome to the pack — now don't forget to feed the pup.
Ready to swap?
Head to Uniswap and grab your first bag of $BURNIE.